This brutal Machete again

This brutal Machete again

This brutal Machete again

Of course, you remember Machete movie, released in 2010, showing us a story of a very strong man who just going around and kill people, torture people, stab them to death and doing other funny stuff other people can’t.

Poster for Machete Kills

This brutal Machete again / Movie poster

He do more, but I’m afraid I will not talk about these side of him, because, you know, I’m a girl and this is not so good. If you want to know it - just read Machete spoilers post that I've wrote. This movie was filmed as many thriller movies of 1980s, where drive and action was became most part of the movie, and plot was not even secondary - it was last in the queue. It’s not just a travesty, it’s literally going back to basics with all this non-stoppable action, bribable governors with all state police under their control, and many more kinds of stuff.
So, now I can proudly present you new movie, with even more brutality, action and cruelty in it - I’m talking about Machete kills. Its trailer in the beginning showing us Robert Rodriguez and Danny Trejo talking about whole movie in Spanish, but that just adds more colors to the whole picture. And yes, this movie will begin with hanging Machete, phone call directly from President of the United States (played by Charlie Sheen and shown in credits like a different person). As for me, you know, I would rather do something more relaxing and peaceful, like watch Walking with Dinosaurs 3D or maybe go to shopping, but this movie have a right to live. But I’m sure there’s people who would like to go to the theater and watch this whole movie. What do you think?

Charlie Sheen in Machete 2

This brutal Machete again / Don't tell me this isn't Charlie Sheen

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